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Friday, May 29, 2009

Things I just plain do not understand

This (assuming I have some follow-through) is going to be a randomly-updated series where I can rant about things that make absolutely no sense to me at all.  Today’s inaugural rant was inspired by a photo album recently uploaded to Facebook by a friend of mine.

And now, without further ado, the very first installment of “Things I Just Plain do not Understand”:

Bachelorette Parties:  These things absolutely defy anything even remotely approximating an attempt at logic.  Groups of women who, in any other situation take serious offense to things as minor as fart jokes, will, at bachelorette parties, gleefully exchange penis-themed party favors and edible underwear.    These parties are nothing more than culturally-legitimized opportunities for women to engage in the same behaviours that they absolutely despise in men.  I mean, really, what do you think would happen if a woman found out that someone had given her husband/fiance/boyfriend a cake that was decorated with vagina-shaped candles?  I’m not too sure of the specifics, but I can guarantee that it would be substantially unpleasant for both of the men involved.  Of course, if a woman gets a cake decorated with penis-shaped candles during her bachelorette party it’s hilariously funny.  Funny enough to get posted to Facebook, in fact.  Let’s see someone try that with a with a vagina cake.

Sure, some will argue that a bawdy bachelorette party is an empowering form of equality and gives women a celebration that has parity with the traditional bachelor party (which, frankly, I don’t particularly understand either).  I say that if you want to empower a woman you might want to try choosing party decoration themes that don’t imply that her primary function in marriage is to suck her husband’s ****.

Just a suggestion ladies.

posted by Zenmervolt at 13:48  

Friday, May 29, 2009

Sotomayor…ehhh

Judge Sotomayor has adequate credentials to be a Supreme Court justice. What saddens me about her nomination – even more than the impending retrenchment of liberal, living constitutionalist philosophy, which was fully expected – is that it confirms that blatant identity politics are still alive and well. The only reason she was considered for the job (and the real reason she will be confirmed) is because she is a Hispanic woman. Obama said as much when he introduced her as his nominee. Having a Hispanic woman on the court is all well and good, but I cannot abide placing ethnic identity above pure legal ability when filling a position of this importance.  And there were two other potential nominees, Diane Wood and Elena Kagan, who possess legal minds that are arguably brilliant (even if they are a little too liberal for my taste).   It is a shame that such extraordinarily qualified legal thinkers would lose out to a competent but average judge because of ethnicity.

You know, I can understand wanting to have legislatures that are reasonably representative of the ethnic makeup of the populations they represent. Legislatures are supposed to be in touch with and reflect the views of the people they represent. But judges are not. Judges should, indeed must be blind to the race and gender and background and wealth of the litigants before them. And of course a judge’s own race, gender, background, and wealth, should have no bearing on her approach to a case, an apparently inarguable proposition that neither Obama nor Sotomayor seems to endorse.

posted by Strix nebulosa at 06:53  

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Yay! Republicans aren’t *complete* idiots

The Republican Party has announced that they are dropping plans to re-brand the Democratic Party as the “Democrat Socialist Party” in the wake of massive criticism both internal and external.  I guess the party might not be mostly stupid after all.

posted by Zenmervolt at 19:47  

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Apparently we’re all idiots

“Treating your rocket scientist employees as if they were still in kindergarten is not an isolated phenomenon. Almost every company has some kind of incentive program that is insulting and demeaning.” – Joel Spolsky

Sometimes they even post tutorials, complete with little cartoon charictarizations of bacteria, in the bathrooms explaining, to college-educated professionals, how to wash one’s hands.  Helpful hints, for those who have somehow managed to be hired without having any previous interaction with civilization, include:

  • Use soap
  • Rub your hands together
  • Hum “Happy Birthday to You” twice to gauge time
  • Rinse the soap off when you’re done
  • Dry your hands afterward

Mercifully, I have not yet encountered anyone singing in the bathrooms.

posted by Zenmervolt at 09:41  

Monday, May 18, 2009

Coming together on Abortion

Pastor Bill Shuler of the Capitol Life Church in Arlington, Virginia gives us a list of ten questions upon which, he claims, “we should be able to come together,” meaning that, in his eyes, we should all agree on his points.  Let’s take a look at his list and see if his claims are justified.

  1. Can we agree that the number of abortions needs to be reduced?
     
    No, we cannot because there is no consensus on the precise definition of “need” in this instance.  From a purely secular viewpoint, the only “need” is to preserve the ability of a society to function and there is no compelling evidence to suggest that the current abortion rate is in any way impairing the ability of society to function.  In fact, as Steven Levitt points out in his book, “Freakonomics”, there is at least some evidence to suggest that our current abortion rate is actually improving society’s ability to function. If a person is of the opinion that a government’s only responsibility is to provide a stable society on a secular level, then there cannot be a true perception of any “need” to reduce the number of abortions that is based on pure rationality.  This question presupposes that the opposition believes that governmental protection of life is important in and of itself rather than purely as a means of promoting social stability.

    Now, if the question is re-phrased as, “Can we agree that it would be preferable to minimize abortions?”, then I believe the answer could reasonably be “yes”.  However, as long as the word “need” is used, agreement is not possible.
     
  2. Can we border on caution when it comes to the question of when life begins?
     
    Carried out to an admittedly absurd degree, choosing “caution” in this question could result in the decision that life begins with the creation of individual gametes well before any potential zygote is created.  I admit that under this definition masturbation (in males) and menstruation (in females) would be, technically, murder since both involve the destruction of gametes that, again technically, contain the potential for human life. Still, I understand Shuler’s thrust with this point and I agree that there is a valid sentiment here.  It is possible to construct a secular argument that, since a fertilized egg (zygote) has a sufficiently reasonable chance of developing into a viable fetus it should therefore be treated as “alive” in the legal sense.  This is open to argument on the grounds that medical estimates suggest that anywhere between 50% and 70% of zygotes never make it to full term (for natural reasons).  That opposition can be countered through examples of other laws (e.g. drunk driving prohibitions) that restrict actions that are not guaranteed to be causative.

    In any case, at this point there is at least a legitimate and secular discussion possible and we have proven an ability to build a case against abortion that does not rest strictly on emotional/theological/moral grounds.
     
  3. Can we agree that inconvenience is not a proper reason for an abortion?
     
    Again, from a strict secular position, I don’t think this is an area where agreement can legitimately be expected.  Who defines “inconvenience”?  Is one month of bed-rest a mere “inconvenience” or is it something above and beyond?  How about two months?  Three?  I would agree that there are valid arguments against using abortion as a primary means of birth control (e.g. in lieu of condoms or the pill) inasmuch as abortion is more invasive and more likely to cause complications for the woman as well, but that’s not the only thing implied by “inconvenience”.

    What of couples who use a condom or the pill (or even both) and still conceive?  Is an abortion still a mere “convenience” then?  From a purely secular view these questions are not easily answered.  A rational discussion is certainly possible, but again this seems to be a clear case where, as the saying goes, honorable men may differ.
     
  4. Can we speak to those of an opposite viewpoint without using hate speech?
     
    Absolutely.  But this is a two-way street and someone needs to get the message out to the people who think it’s acceptable to bomb clinics or harass doctors who perform abortions.
     
  5. Can we choose to promote a culture of life?
     
    What is a “culture of life”?  Is it a culture in which the needs of people who have been raped are considered?  Is a a culture in which the needs of those whose life is at risk from carrying a pregnancy to term are considered?  The term “culture of life” is a pleasant-sounding platitude but it’s not a meaningful definition of anything.  The only purpose is to create the (patently false) impression that our current culture is somehow a “culture of death”.  Empty rhetorical devices such as this do nothing to improve an argument’s perception.
     
  6. Can we encourage adoption, recognizing the many parents who would love and cherish a baby?
     
    Absolutely.  But does this question imply that adoption is somehow currently discouraged?  Because I don’t believe that is true.  Most people, even those who support legalized abortion, already agree that adoption is preferable in cases where there are no extenuating circumstances (e.g. mother’s health in danger, rape, etc) but that doesn’t necessarily lead to the conclusion that abortion should be reduced in availability as an option.
     
  7. Can we help teens see that abstinence is the best option and clearest way to avoid STDs, regret and abortions?
     
    I don’t think that there is any teen of at least moderate intelligence who doesn’t know, intellectually, that abstinence is the single most effective means of preventing STDs and pregnancy.  However, to promote abstinence-only plans is to willfully disregard reality.  Educating teens about their options in addition to abstinence is a necessary component of sex education and we ignore it at our own peril.
     
  8. Can we agree that there is no greater gift than life?
     
    Calling life a “gift” presupposes a religious, or at least “spiritual”, understanding of the universe.  To a purely secular mind, life is an “occurrence” and not a “gift” because life is not conceived of as being “bestowed” upon an entity by any supernatural force.  This statement is meaningless when addressing a secular audience.
     
  9. Can we agree that this is ultimately an issue that transcends politics?
     
    Unarguably it does.  Which is precisely why it should remain legal.  Politics are concerned exclusively with a country’s secular existence.  If the arguments against abortion are primarily religious, ethical, or moral in nature then they are irrelevant to legal and political decisions.  If there are cogent secular arguments against abortion, they should, by all means, be considered.  However, if opposition to abortion depends upon religious principles then it is reckless to an extreme degree to allow those religious convictions to become codified in secular law.
     
  10. Can we agree that you and I wouldn’t be able to have an opinion on this issue if we had been aborted?
     
    Cute, but far from anything resembling a cogent secular argument.

To be sure, I am personally opposed to abortion and, were I asked for counsel by a woman who was considering one, would recommend adoption instead assuming that the woman’s life was not in danger and that her pregnancy was not the result of a rape.  Neither do I believe that the government should directly fund the practice.  However, I likewise do not believe that I would be right to impose my own morality upon others in the absence of a valid secular reason to do so and, so far, I have found no compelling secular argument against the practice of abortion.  I don’t like that I haven’t, but the truth is often uncomfortable like that.

posted by Zenmervolt at 10:35  

Friday, May 15, 2009

Ready! Set! Lose!

Jesus H. Christ on a bike RNC, are you actively trying to make every conservative sound like a raving lunatic?  A resolution to “re-brand” the Democrats as the “Democrat Socialist Party” is worth convening a special session?  It’s not even worth entertaining as an option!

If you really want to criticise the current administration, you should be looking to George Will, not to Joseph McCarthy.  Leave the name-calling to children and grow the hell up.  Anyone who thinks this recent resolution is a good thing is an idiot.  At the very least, Michael Steele gets it when he says that this resolution, “will accomplish little than to give the media and our opponents the opportunity to mischaracterize Republicans.”

Of course, like any voice of reason within the current Republican party, Steele, despite his position, has effectively no influence.

As far as my own suggestion, how about we stop worrying about what to call the Democrats and simply limit ourselves to proposing fiscally-responsible alternatives.  I’m thinking that will work just a little better than continuing our own fiscal incontinence while childishly calling the other party names.

And, to everyone who thinks I’m being cowardly and that we shouldn’t give two shits about how the media portrays Republicans as a result of this resolution, I have this response:  If it doesn’t matter what our opponents call us, then why the HELL does it matter what we call them?  This isn’t about “calling a spade a spade” or “bravely telling the truth”.  This is about a group of sore losers engaging in an ideological circle-jerk and it’s not even close to a productive use of the party’s resources.

Hat tip to The Right Wing Nuthouse.

posted by Zenmervolt at 10:29  

Friday, May 15, 2009

Posner on the Decline of Conservative Intellectualism

Richard Posner (for non-lawyers, America’s most famous judge not on the Supreme Court) describes the decline of the role of intellectuals in the modern conservative movement. Posner’s post is worth reading in full for its interesting historical synopsis of twentieth century conservatism, but here is the crux of his argument:

My theme is the intellectual decline of conservatism, and it is notable that the policies of the new conservatism are powered largely by emotion and religion and have for the most part weak intellectual groundings. That the policies are weak in conception, have largely failed in execution, and are political flops is therefore unsurprising. The major blows to conservatism, culminating in the election and programs of Obama, have been fourfold: the failure of military force to achieve U.S. foreign policy objectives; the inanity of trying to substitute will for intellect, as in the denial of global warming, the use of religious criteria in the selection of public officials, the neglect of management and expertise in government; a continued preoccupation with abortion; and fiscal incontinence in the form of massive budget deficits, the Medicare drug plan, excessive foreign borrowing, and asset-price inflation.

By the fall of 2008, the face of the Republican Party had become Sarah Palin and Joe the Plumber. Conservative intellectuals had no party.

I think there is a lot to unpack here, so let me take Posner’s four major criticisms in reverse order. First, “fiscal incontinence”: there’s no arguing with this one. Republicans are guilty as hell, and I think Posner is correct to identify the party’s increasingly populist timbre as the root cause of its abandonment of fiscal conservatism (perhaps it’s not a cause; the two are just the mirror images of one another). At any rate, we’ve screwed this one up. It’s time to own up to this mistake and return to first principles. But let’s be clear here: there is nothing wrong with the principles themselves. The basic philosophy of fiscal conservatism is still sound (indeed, it’s the only fiscal philosophy that is sound, in my view). We’ve simply paid inadequate attention to those principles.

Second, “preoccupation with abortion.” This one is trickier. I’m not convinced that opposition to abortion was any less central to the conservative movement forty years ago (when conservatism, according to Posner, was legitimately idea-driven) than it is today. Roe v. Wade was a lighting rod for criticism as soon as it was handed down. Now, perhaps the pro-life position did not become genuinely associated with political conservatism until Reagan built his coalition of economic and social conservatives. But the point is this: there are and always have been an awful lot of people in this country that believe that abortion is murder. One cannot dismiss such concern for human life as a mere political “preoccupation” that gets in the way of more pressing matters. Since when was opposition to abortion an anti-intellectual, populist position? Basically, I think Posner is too quick to lump the abortion issue with the all-too-real, growing economic populism of the conservative movement. Perhaps the tenor of the pro-life movement has become more populist over the years, but I still think it is only loosely related to economic populism (with which true conservatives should be genuinely concerned).

Third, the substitution of will for intellect. I might quarrel with Posner as a descriptive matter on this one. I’m not sure any of the examples he gives (denial of global warming, use of religious criteria in political appointments, and general lack of governmental expertise) are really characteristic, mainstream features of the modern conservative movement. Certainly they’re not part of the philosophy of conservatism. To the extent that some Republicans have exhibited these characteristics, I would be the first to condemn them. Denial of science and ineptness of public officials (like reckless fiscal policies) are not conservative principles.

Finally, the “failure of military force to achieve U.S. foreign policy objectives.” This criticism is susceptible to two interpretations: (1) using military force to attempt to achieve U.S. foreign policy objectives is a really bad idea, or (2) it’s not necessarily a bad idea, but where we’ve used military force, we have executed poorly. In either case, I think Posner is wrong on multiple levels. We’re winning in Iraq, period. Success has taken awhile, to be sure, in no small part due to the Bush administration’s short-sightedness of what regime change in Iraq would actually mean, but I think it is hard to deny that the Iraq war has turned into a painful, costly success. We are on the verge of drawing down our troops and leaving a democratic, moderately stable Iraq. That is an enormous boon to our foreign policy interests in the globe’s most critical region. I do not see how such a policy – in principle or eventual execution – can be characterized as a failure. What is more, the architects of the successful surge strategy were neocon nerds like Frederick Kagan. Indeed, neoconservatism has always been driven by intellectuals; it can hardly be called a populist movement. In short, I think Posner erred in including the neoconservative agenda on his list of “major blows” to conservatism, both because it has worked, and because it is certainly not an anti-intellectual position.

To review the bidding: Posner’s critique of conservatism’s recent fiscal irresponsibility is legitimate, but the problem is indicative of neglect of core conservative principles, rather than of a fundamental flaw in the principles themselves; his concern with the preeminence of the abortion issue is unrealistic; his concern with the substitution of will for intellect is overstated; and his concern with the neoconservative foreign policy agenda is flat wrong. The lesson, in my mind, is that conservatives who wish to remain true to the movement’s traditional principles should focus their energy on stopping the recent slide toward economic populism. If we succeed there, then we’ll give ourselves the luxury of bickering among ourselves and with the liberals about all the rest.

posted by Strix nebulosa at 06:09  

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Job loss got you down? Phizer will still let you get “it” up!

Just in case the mortgage bailouts haven’t effectively taught the lesson that a person’s right to have luxuries is in no way connected to his or her ability to pay for those luxuries, Phizer has announced a program that will allow people who lose their jobs to continue receiving Viagra for no charge.

Monique Stuart says it best:

What a treat for the wives! Because there’s nothing more sexy than an unemployed husband who has been lounging on the couch all day.

posted by Zenmervolt at 12:56  

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Welcome to reality Nancy, is this your first time visiting us?

Nancy Pelosi today admitted that she is too stupid to realise that when the CIA informs one that certain techniques have been vetted by the Justice Department as legal, it probably means that the CIA is actually going to use those techniques.  Nancy dear, you really are going to want to rethink whether it’s such a great idea to claim that you were “misled” here, because if you were truly misled by the CIA’s statements, then there are some very disturbing implications about your intellect (or, properly, your lack of same).

In related news, Captain Renault of Casablanca is, “shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!”

posted by Zenmervolt at 12:31  

Thursday, May 14, 2009

On Conservative Personalities

Three quite independent conversations I’ve had in the past week have revolved around the assertion that “conservatives are closed-minded.”  By definition, we want to “conserve” the current state of the world. We’re resistant to change.  Thus, we tend to reject any notion that the world could or should be substantially different than what it is right now; our minds are closed to potential alternatives.

That’s the assertion, anyway.  Let’s assume here that the simple definition of conservatism as an embrace of economic freedom and respect for traditional Western culture and morality is correct as a descriptive matter.  Why do liberals interpret that credo as closed-minded?  I think that the liberal outlook (and I admit that I’m painting with a broad brush here) involves identifying countless problems with the world and simply holding those problems up as prima facie evidence that capitalism and traditional cultural values do not serve us well.  The current way we do things is broken.  It needs fixing.  We need change.  Doesn’t matter what kind of change, as long as we’re trying to make things better.  That was essentially the platform of candidate Obama.  And conservatives, by opposing such change in the face of the countless problems that liberals identify, are being closed-minded.

But the indictment of closed-mindedness simply does not follow from the definition of conservatism.  Conservatives are not blind to the problems facing the world.  But the fact that we tend to prefer the status quo does not mean we have failed to consider alternative possibilities. Rather, we have made a  considered judgment that the traditions we seek to protect really are the best way to organize society.  We recognize the inherent tension between freedom and virtue, liberty and order, and we believe that the economic and cultural institutions we have developed over the centuries strike the appropriate balance.  To be sure, those institutions are not perfect, but I think conservatives are realistic about the constraints of human nature; we are never going to develop institutions that always work in every situation, and we shouldn’t try.  This is not to say that we shouldn’t address the problems that we have.  But the conservative approach to problem-solving is to apply our time-tested traditions in innovative ways to new problems, not reject the best of those traditions simply because we perceive that the world is not a perfect place.

Upon reading what I’ve just written, the argument seems incredibly obvious to me (almost not worth posting).  But somehow, I don’t think that many liberals grasp this essential point about conservatives.  A final thought for liberals to ponder, with particular application to young, college-educated conservatives.  Is it easier for a liberal or conservative to remain closed-minded on a college campus today?  Is it really possible for a conservative student to go through four years of higher education in this country and not have his conservative views challenged repeatedly?  Well, maybe, if you’ve really got your head in the sand.  But those of us that have ears have been through the fire; we’ve had our minds “opened,” (there was hardly a choice for us in the matter) and somehow, we still ended up as conservatives.  Go figure.

posted by Strix nebulosa at 12:13  
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