In an absolutely stunning turn of events today, it has been discovered that a model posed for a lingerie ad. This is something that has, of course, never happened before in the history of mankind and the media are understandably shocked and dismayed by these actions. Even though the photographs show less than the average woman’s bathing suit this model’s actions represent a clear danger to society’s moral fibre and the offending model and beauty pageant winner obviously deserves to be scorned.
Or maybe I’m over-reacting just a tiny bit.