Nancy Pelosi today admitted that she is too stupid to realise that when the CIA informs one that certain techniques have been vetted by the Justice Department as legal, it probably means that the CIA is actually going to use those techniques. Nancy dear, you really are going to want to rethink whether it’s such a great idea to claim that you were “misled” here, because if you were truly misled by the CIA’s statements, then there are some very disturbing implications about your intellect (or, properly, your lack of same).
In related news, Captain Renault of Casablanca is, “shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!”